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Theologic  @psychohistorian.org

Theologic

posted: 3438 days ago, on Sunday, 2009 Jul 12 at 12:00
tags: atheism, skeptic, supernatural, psychology of religion, humour.

[A] "Hey, what are those things you are wearing?"

[C] "These are my gravity shoes!

[A] (puzzled) "What on earth for?

[C] "Well, gravity is only a theory. So I'm using Velcro and magnets to make sure I don't float away.

[A] (dumb-founded) "That's not how gravity works!"

[C] "Yeah, well, it's an explanation that I understand.

[A] (stunned) "But… Uh… So a bad explanation you understand is better than reality?"

[C] "Yup."

nothing more to see. please move along.


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