[A] "Hey, what are those things you are wearing?"
[C] "These are my gravity shoes!
[A] (puzzled) "What on earth for?
[C] "Well, gravity is only a theory. So I'm using Velcro and magnets to make sure I don't float away.
[A] (dumb-founded) "That's not how gravity works!"
[C] "Yeah, well, it's an explanation that I understand.
[A] (stunned) "But… Uh… So a bad explanation you understand is better than reality?"
nothing more to see. please move along.